Things I've Learned About Myself Since Being Married

The title does not indicate any deep introspective soul searching that I have done, just a list of things that suddenly a constant observer is pointing out to me.

"Michal, did you know you...

...choke at least twice a day on your food?" (Hey, I actually do!)
...become queazy by anything to do with veins?" (And you talk about how you would like to slide a needle into my fat ones)
...that you are all or nothing?" (junk food binging vs. healthy living, moods, organization...)
...bump into things on a regular basis?" (I wondered where all those bruises came from)
...don't swallow enough and have spit forming inside your mouth?" (Yeah, I already knew that. Thanks.)
...don't have a very good sense of direction?" (in my defence, streets in the UK are far more confusing a layout than Canada)